In this recession the only industry growing new jobs are the lying, denying think tanks ...
10 rules for success :
1. Do NOT take a single physical science course in university.
2. Get a BA (bare pass grade) in economics or political science and call education a day - it makes your head hurt.
3. Get ye inside the Beltway (Washington) , Whitehall (London) , the Triangle (Canberra) or up on the Hill (Ottawa).
4. Become an employee of a big strident advocacy think tank (#1 Libertarian grade) .
5. After taking 100 mg of Atarax , resign yourself to faithfully listen to Glen Beck or Andrew Boltz or Lawrence Solomon or Viscount Ridley, for a few months.
6. Self-declare yourself an expert on Climate Science.
7. Lie, lie, lie.
8. By the time you get your pension, watch the world's populations begin to :
die, die, die.
9. Go to church whenever it will help you at work and pretend to profess a belief in Heaven and Hell.
10. Because Hell , brother and sister, is definitely, where you are going to end up !