Ah yes, the mouth breathing Protestants down in West Virginia's legislature.
Maybe it was something Francis, the whorish Pope of Babylon, recently said against human hubris destroying God's green Earth that got them so fired up.
As usual, they wildly mis-read their bibles but never the six figure election campaign cheques from their state's all-powerful coal industry.
So now the legislators have demanded that their state's public school science courses be re-written to deny the possibility of any harmful climate change from burning coal.
It is not clear what type of fossil fuel the Devil uses to burn the hypocrites in the innermost circle of Hell ; but if given a choice, my fellow Christians in Ole Virginny seem to prefer the local option...